my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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