If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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