So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Randomize
