sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I feel like abortions should bother me more
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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