I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
