I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
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