I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you guys were way drunker than both of me
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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