I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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