fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
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