Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'm too high and old for this...
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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