I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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