I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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