yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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