did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
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