She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Never joke about your clitoris.
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