Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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