So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I need a beard to bite.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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