Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I look excited, but its just a facade.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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