Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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