Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
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