So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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