she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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