The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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