She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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