doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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