I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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