So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
How external is "for external use only"?
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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