i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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