you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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