I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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