what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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