also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Success! We fucked roommates!
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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