I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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