The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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