just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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