yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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