Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
