Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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