He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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