Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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