My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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