Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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