So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
