when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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