Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
only if we run a train.
done.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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