can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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