That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
so much tequila, so little girl.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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