I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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