we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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