Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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