i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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